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Trump and HRC Joke

 

funny and yet not really so funny when you stop and think….

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,
“The media is really tearing you apart for that Scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my Activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Being the mastermind of the so-called Arab Spring that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the “moderate” terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean the INSIDER TRADING of the Tyson chicken deal I did where I invested $1,000 and the next year I got $100,000?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean when Bill met with Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, just before my hearing with the FBI to cut a deal?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean the one where my IT guy at Platte River Networks asked Reddit for help to alter emails?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean where the former Haitian Senate President accused me and my foundation of asking him for bribes?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean that old video of me laughing as I explain how I got the charges against that child rapist dropped by blaming the young girl for liking older men and fantasising about them. Even though I knew the guy was guilty?
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean that video of me coughing up a giant green lunger into my drinking glass then drinking it back down?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean that video of me passing out on the curb and losing my shoe?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean when I robbed Bernie Sanders of the Democratic Party Nomination by having the DNC rig the nomination process so that I would win?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean how so many people that oppose me have died in mysterious ways?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “Travel Gate? When seven employees of the White House Travel Office were fired so that friends of Bill and mine could take over the travel business? And when I lied under oath during the investigation by the FBI, the Department of Justice, the White House itself, the General Accounting Office, the House Government Reform and Oversight Committee, and the Whitewater Independent Counsel?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “The scandal where (while I was Secretary if S…..

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Trump signs ‘right to try’ drug bill

 

BY JESSIE HELLMANN – 05/30/18 01:16 PM EDT

President Trump signed a bill Wednesday allowing terminally ill patients access to experimental medical treatments not yet approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

Dubbed “right to try,” the law’s passage was a major priority of Trump and Vice President Pence, as well as congressional Republicans.

Trump thanked lawmakers sitting in the audience who sponsored the bill, including Sen. Joe Donnelly, a vulnerable Democrat up for reelection in Indiana.

Despite calling Donnelly a “really incredible swamp person” earlier this month, Trump thanked the senator for his work on the bill.

Sen. Joe Manchin (W.Va.), another vulnerable Democrat up for reelection, was the only other Democratic co-sponsor on the bill, but did not attend the ceremony because he is in West Virginia this week, his office said.

Congress is on recess this week for Memorial Day.

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Time to Manifest ∞The 9th Dimensional Arcturian Council

 

editor’s note:  yes this is a channeled piece….i feel something w/this one as it coincides w/a feeling i have had recently and that is manifestation is becoming much easier.  the beautiful part of this is now is our time to just receive ALL we have desired.  i wish that for me and for every one of you.

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“Greetings. We are the Arcturian Council. We are pleased to connect with all of you.

We are pleased to announce to you that the placement of your solar system in the galaxy in the past few weeks, and in the coming months, will be ideal for manifestation. You are always receiving support in accessing more, but now is a particularly opportune time to be letting the manifestations in that you have been desiring for quite some time.

Many of you have perhaps faced unique challenges and hardships of late, and you are using them as the set up for this time of increased photonic activity. You are able to access more streams of energy because of where you are at this time in the galaxy, and the process of manifestation could not be easier because all you have to do now is relax and let these supportive energies bring you what you’ve been asking for.

It’s not a question of taking action, earning, or being worthy of what is there for you to manifest. It’s simply a function of where you are right now, physically speaking. Your solar system is spiraling up, and will continue to do so. And you are ready now to reap the benefits of hanging on this Earthly ride for as long as you have. This is a culmination for most of you of hundreds, if not thousands, of lifetimes.

And where you are right now is the culmination of all of those lifetimes and all of the asking and summoning that you’ve done in those lifetimes. Now is the time for the payoff. Now is the time to let it in. Many of you are still wondering what you need to do in this lifetime, what your mission is, and right now we tell you that your mission is to receive, open yourselves up, be the conduits for this high-frequency energy, and let yourselves live the lives that you’ve always dreamt of.

We are the Arcturian Council, and we have enjoyed connecting with you.”

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Trump Blasts ABC For “Roseanne” Double Standard As Conservatives Point To Olbermann, Reid And Maher

 

President Trump slammed ABC in a Wednesday morning tweet after the network canceled it’s #1 rated sitcom “Roseanne” following inflammatory and racist comments made over Twitter by Roseanne Barr Tuesday night.

“Bob Iger of ABC called Valerie Jarrett to let her know that ‘ABC does not tolerate comments like those’ made by Roseanne Barr. Gee, he never called President Donald J. Trump to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about me on ABC. Maybe I just didn’t get the call?” Trump tweeted.

Donald J. Trump

✔@realDonaldTrump

Bob Iger of ABC called Valerie Jarrett to let her know that “ABC does not tolerate comments like those” made by Roseanne Barr. Gee, he never called President Donald J. Trump to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about me on ABC. Maybe I just didn’t get the call?

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“Assassinated” Anti-Putin Journalist Shows Up Alive At Kiev News Conference With Remarkable Story

 

A 41-year-old former Russian soldier-turned-journalist reported to have been assassinated on Tuesday, faked his own death as part of an elaborate sting operation by Ukraine to bust an actual hit planned by Russia, according to the head of the SBU, Ukraine’s national security service.

According to Tuesday’s media “reports”, the Journalist, Arkady Babachenko, was shot three times in the back in his apartment building in the Ukrainian capital of Kiev last Tuesday after going out to buy bread – his wife finding him in a pool of blood after she came out of the bathroom following the “murder.” He was pronounced dead in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

A photo of Babachenko taken by his wife, which was staged, was posted online.

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ABC Canceled Roseanne Barr – The Real Reason Is QAnon

 

editor’s note:  to be honest i was surprised she went w/abc to begin with. there are rumor’s she will be picked up by fox.  note:  RUMORS (speculation) at this point.  

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ABC has announced the cancellation of the Roseanne series – one of the most watched television shows in prime time – under the guise of a tweet – but the public knows this is about QAnon and Roseanne’s redpilling of millions of Americans with her support for Trump.

Credit: Roseanne Barr on Twitter

Roseanne Barr has issued an apology to Hillary Clinton over statements that she has said may have offended some people on the left, after a faux sentiment of anguish was used by liberals to in order to claim some type of non-existent “victory” over a Trump supporter.

Roseanne Barr

✔@therealroseanne

I apologize to Valerie Jarrett and to all Americans. I am truly sorry for making a bad joke about her politics and her looks. I should have known better. Forgive me-my joke was in bad taste.

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Roseanne made a joke, which she now says was in bad taste. Contrary to the opinions of the media, it was a joke. Comedy is far more offensive than her words were, and always has been.

Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, even Redd Foxx would have said far worse than the line which Roseanne tweeted.

Still, with class, she issued an apology.

Roseanne Barr

✔@therealroseanne

I apologize. I am now leaving Twitter.

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The problem is, that nothing anyone who supports President Trump says or does will ever please the Democrats.

The fact that this show was canceled only gives credence to that argument.

They desire the “victory” in pushing people away, as they’re trying to do to Roseanne on Twitter.

Roseanne, a longtime advocate for traditional values and a strong supporter of President Trump, Israel, and the modern ideas which represent the “Make America Great Again” movement, is first and foremost a comedic genius.

She not only dominates primetime television with her reboot of “Roseanne,” but has immense potential as a thought leader among today’s modern-day GOP, whether she asked to take on this role or not.

She made a joke. She apologized. Now she’s canceled? Did we forget about Jimmy Kimmel, who is literally on film sexually assaulting multiple women, who also works for ABC, and wasn’t canceled?

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