A new political humor-laced commentary……….because sometimes we just gotta laugh at all of this….
You may be a blue-neck if:
You think Putin is an enemy and Fauci is a hero.
You may be a blue-neck if:
You think depriving your body of Oxygen will save you from getting sick.
You may be a blue-neck if:
You think whites need to feel ashamed of their whiteness.
You may be a blue-neck if:
You think we’re living on a spinning ball traveling millions of miles through outer space.
You may be a blue-neck if:
After that mask mandate is lifted you still want to wear one.
You may be a blue-neck if:
You’re waiting eagerly for the next booster shot.
You may be a blue neck if:
You’re on social media bragging about your latest vaccine and how you’re “doing it for the all”.
You may be a blue neck if:
You think those jet trails that linger in the sky for hours are just water vapor.
You may be a blue neck if:
You think Joe Biden won the presidential election of 2020.
You may be a blue neck if:
You get your news from Rachel Maddow.
You may be a blue neck if:
You think children can pick their gender.
You may be a blue neck if:
You think Mrs. Obama is a Mrs.
You may be a blue neck if:
You think political party matters.
You may be a blue neck if:
You think global climate change is, you know, real (as defined).
You may be a blue neck if:
You believe in allopathic medicine.
You may be a blue neck if:
You fell for every hoax perpetuated in the last two years.
You may be a blue neck if:
You think forest fires can burn metal but leave the bushes standing.
You may be a blue neck if:
You were doing good in keeping up with the narrative but you now struggle……….
Ok – so we’ve all been asleep here. I’ve been a blue neck as well. Some wake up earlier. Some need no prodding. Some a little. Some, well see above. But eventually at some point EVERYONE wakes up. Here’s to all of us who have and do…and will.
Love,
V.
